Legend of the Asura Chapter 79

Chapter 79: Beauty ranking
“Young master, you’re back!”  Shui Ruo Ruo in a pink robe happily came forward to welcome them, but suddenly seeing two men beside Xu Yi, she was stunned.

Xiao Tian’s drool almost poured out, “Such a little treasure with an ancient taste…...Boss, where did you get her?  She even calls you young master, aiyo.”

Feng Xiao slapped the back of his head, “Where did all this nonsense come from.  She is a maid from the system and my little darling, don’t have any ideas.”

“......Little darling?!”

Xiao Tian honestly looked at Feng Xiao for a while before saying with an obscene smile, “Boss, I’ve found that you’re quite obscene!  People of the same faith, people of the same faith!”

Peng!

Xiao Tian was kicked to the ground.

“Big brother Feng, you’re back.”  Yang Xi Ruo came in from the back garden.  When she saw the sorry looking Xiao Tian and the emotionless Chen Bing, she gave a soft “yi” sound.

With the arrival of this girl with a flawless delicate face and an extraordinary aura, even Chen Bing couldn’t help taking an extra look at her.

“Big brother Feng, these two are?”

“Ruo Ruo, Xi Ruo, these two are my brothers.  Of course…..Ke, ke, one of them doesn’t have a good character, so just pretend he doesn’t exist.”

“Come, let’s go in for some tea.  It’s been a long time since we three brothers have been together.”  Feng Xiao pulled Chen Bing with his left hand and Xiao Tian with his right hand.  After seeing that Xiao Tian wasn’t moving at all, he doubtfully looked at him and had the urge to send him flying with a kick.

My face as the boss is all lost.

Xiao Tian had a pig face as he looked right at Yang Xi Ruo.  There was drool coming from his mouth and even his eyes almost popped out.

“Boss, am I dreaming…..After little sister Yao’er, I finally saw a fairy that I really want to give myself to.  Comparing my family’s Qing’er with her, it simply is……”

Kuang!

Feng Xiao dragged Xiao Tian across the ground and went into the living room.

Feng Xiao casually leaned in his chair as he listened Xiao Tian and Chen Bing narrate their harsh training, while Shui Ruo Ruo used her soft hands to massage his shoulders.  Yang Xi Ruo kept showing surprised looks. Although she could tell the two of them weren’t normal based on their aura, she never thought that they were such powerful figures.”

“Someone that can receive big brother Feng’s approval really isn’t normal.”

“Boss, tell us what you’ve experienced in the past few days.  I can never dream of how you even trained to become this abnormal.”  Xiao Tian jealously looked at Feng Xiao, while the silent Chen Bing slightly perked his ears.

Xiao Tian and Chen Bing’s statuses were secret, but they had absolute trust in Feng Xiao.  Although there were two girls they didn’t know here, they didn’t hide anything.

Feng Xiao naturally didn’t have anything to hide, as he slowly narrated the fortuitous encounters over the past few days.  Everyone present who heard it was shocked by every event. Of course, he skipped the incident of Xuanyuan Wan’er and the embarrassing rabbit story.

A passionate look appeared in Chen Bing’s eyes and Xiao Tiao’s eyes were filled with tears, as he almost kneeled down.

“Boss, is this destiny?  Why is it that I who am more handsome and imposing than you can’t encounter such a good thing?”

Shui Ruo Ruo and Yang Xi Ruo looked at Xiao Tian with disdain and completely ignored his words.

“Ice cube, you aren’t jealous at all?  You don’t feel this is unfair?”

“No!”

“Why?”

“Because he is boss.”

“......”

“It seems to make sense.  If boss isn’t strong, how could he be our boss?”

Feng Xiao was speechless.

“That’s right, boss, where’s little sister Yao’er?  Why haven’t I seen her?” Mentioning Feng Yao, Xiao Tian revealed an infatuated look that he couldn’t hide at all.

Feng Xiao’s body filled with weakness as he softly said, “She’s still in the Beginner Village.  She met a troublesome quest and it’ll take her some time before she comes out.”

“Of, it’s like this.”  Xiao Tian noticed Feng Xiao’s expression and sly look appeared in his eyes before he said in a disappointed voice, “If it wasn’t for my dad not letting me go out, I would go to your house eight times a day.  My dad is good, going out all day.”

Feng Xiao secretly said, “Can he not be good, he almost shot me yesterday.”

“Ding!  Chinese Server announcement.  All Chinese Server players please note that because there are over three hundred million female players, the ‘Beauty Ranking’ requested by most players has opened.  Everyone please pay attention.”

Hua——

With this news from the server, all the men online began seething with excitement.

“Wa, the Beauty Ranking!  The beauties chosen from three hundred million female players, it really is one in a hundred million.”  Xiao Tian excitedly jumped up.

Feng Xiao was also interested, as he opened the Beauty Ranking.

The beauty ranking was based on the system judging a female player’s appearance and aura.  It was divided into three goddesses and seven fairies. Feng Xiao was surprised to see that first place actually didn’t belong to Feng Yao.

Goddess One: Seductive Rainbow

“Of the hundred millions in China, there is actually someone who surpasses Yao’er.”

Goddess Two: Yao Dreams of Loving Winds

Feng Yao was second.  The third place had a name that made Feng Xiao want to collapse.

Goddess Three: Invincible Obedient Treasure.

Fairy One: Madame Proud Moon

This was a girl who had appeared on the level rankings previously.

Fairy Two: Nangong Xiang Ling, Nangong Xiang Xue, Nangong Xiang Ning

Was it the legendary Nangong triplets?  Feng Xiao had heard these names before because they were the jewels of the Nangong Family.  It’s said that they had a godly beauty that people could never forget.

Fairy Five: Mei Yu

Fairy Six: Yang Xi Ruo

Everyone fell onto Yang Xi Ruo, making the little fairy not know what to do as her face turned red.

“Little sister Xi Ruo is really on the rankings, otherwise I would have doubted the fairness of these rankings.”  Xiao Tian said with shifty smile.

Guang!

Xiao Tian’s head took another hit.”

“Is ‘little sister Xi Ruo’ something you call her by!?”

Xiao Tian immediately closed his mouth.

The last name almost made Feng Xiao fall to the ground.

Fairy Seven: Xiao Tong Ying.

Same name!  It was definitely the same name!

Feng Xiao’s legs trembled and he broke out in a cold sweat.  He nervously asked, “Xiao Tian, could it be your big sister is playing this game?”

“That…..That’s right!”  Mentioning his big sister, Xiao Tian’s face trembled and he instantly tensed, “She began playing yesterday afternoon and will change Jobs soon.  She just messaged me asking about you!”

Feng Xiao almost jumped up.  He grabbed Xiao Tian’s clothes and seriously said, “Say that I don’t play, even say that I’m dead, just don’t tell her my name!”

“Boss…...it’s too late, I already said it.”

“......”

“Boss, forgive me.  If I lie, I will die a very, very, very, very, very, very…….”

“Forget it, I’ll just avoid her if I see her……”

Shui Ruo Ruo and Yang Xi Ruo looked at Feng Xiao’s strange actions in surprise.  They secretly considered what kind of person this Xiao Tong Ying was to bring out such a strong reaction from him, almost making him run away instantly.

Blood Emperor Ying Feng was not afraid of heaven and earth, he was just afraid of meeting the Shadow Angel.

Feng Xiao was filled with regret.  If it wasn’t for him not thinking it through and saving the surrounded girl, accidentally letting her take off his mask, he wouldn’t have created this large problem.

“Boss, you really are lucky in love, three of China’s ten greatest beauties know you.”  Xiao Tian slyly said.

“You also seem to know three.”  Feng Xiao helplessly said.

“Ten greatest beauties, how can I choose……”

The two girls instantly looked at him in disdain.

“You’re picking others?  It’s more like others picking you.  The girls in the rankings, not a single one is simple.”  Feng Xiao looked at him like he was an idiot.

Xiao Tian was interested and said to Feng Xiao, “Boss, how do you know?  Could it be that you’ve seen them?”

“Damn!”  Feng Xiao looked at him in disdain, “This is common knowledge!  These girls were picked out of hundreds of millions, whether it is aura or appearance, it is not something a normal beauty could compare to.  Even provincial flowers have people to rely on. Without hundreds of years of genetic inheritance, without hundreds of years of profound culture, without a position over a long period of time, how could they be so refined?”

“That makes sense.  Then…..what about little sister Yao’er?”

“Yao’er?”  Feng Xiao was stunned.  That’s right, this was the important question that he kept dodging, just what was Yao’er’s background?  And what was his background?

“Perhaps it is an exception.”  Feng Xiao replied.

“No, no, I rather believe she is a fairy.”  Xiao Tian had a fanatic look on his face.

Being too lazy to care about the crazy Xiao Tian, Feng Xiao sent a message to Feng Yao.

“Yao’er, did you see it?  You are the most beautiful girl in all of China!”

“Big brother, none of this matters, I only belong to you.”

Feng Xiao was moved by this.

“Little brother Feng, big sister has already changed Jobs.  Big sister will come looking for you, alright?” An extremely gentle voice came from Feng Xiao’s communication device.

Feng Xiao’s face fell, Xiao Tian quickly jumped up, and even Chen Bing knit his brows.

“Boss, I’m still busy and need to level with ice cube.  You should look for your own fortune!” Xiao Tian didn’t even think as he pulled Chen Bing away.

Pa!  Feng Xiao turned off his communication device and stuck his middle finger at Xiao Tian running away.

“Big brother Feng, that voice just now was?”

“It’s a devil!”  Feng Xiao said in a depressed voice.

“Young master, is it really that terrifying?”  Shui Ruo Rul asked in a worried voice.

“It’s not just terrifying.  There are too many ways to describe her!”  Feng Xiao looked like he was afraid.

Heavenly Dragon Square, a girl with a black veil and a smoking hot body angrily stomped her foot and said, “Actually daring to block this old lady’s calls.  Humph! Don’t let this old lady catch you, or I’ll cut off your JJ!”
[TL Note: JJ means p*nis.]

She shook the cold glowing blade in her hand after saying this.

In the Heavenly Dragon Princess Palace, a similar scene was being shown.

“Feng Xiao, you despicable, shameless, underhanded, sly, and damnable villain!  I will definitely take care of you!”

The maid Xiao Yue was worried hearing this.  Princess Shui Yue who was usually as gentle as water had been in a rage since coming back from the Secret Envoy’s home yesterday, not listening to anything.

A little river and a beautiful grassy plain, in one of the many natural scenery of «Rebirth», a small girl laid on the grass, happily tossing around with her slender body.  After a while, she suddenly sat up and waved her little fist as she said, “Big baddy Asura, no one has dared to bully me since I was young! I will definitely bring you under my Xuanyuan Lan Lan’s princess dress and earn many gold coins for me!”

Achoo!

Achoo!

Achoo!

“Could it be that many beauties are thinking of me?”  Feng Xiao rubbed his nose.

“Young master, are you getting a cold?”  Shui Ruo Ruo asked in a worried voice.

“No, no, how could I get a cold in game.”  Feng Xiao quickly explained before suddenly asking, “Ruo Ruo, do you miss your big sister and royal father?”

Shui Ruo Ruo was stunned before lowering her head to say, “A bit.”

“Then do you want to go back to the royal palace for a visit?”  Feng Xiao said with a smile.

“Ah, no, I’m not a princess anymore, I’m just the young master’s maid.  Unless young master doesn’t want me anymore, I won’t go anywhere.” Shui Ruo Ruo tightly held her clothes, looking very nervous.  Afraid that the young master would accidentally send her away.

Feng Xiao picked up Shui Ruo Ruo and lovingly said, “I know.  As long as you’re not willing, I won’t make you go anywhere.”

A girl who gave up being a princess for him, what reason did he have to not love her.

Looking at Shui Ruo Ruo who had been stunned before revealing a happy look, a depressed look flashed on Yang Xi Ruo’s face before it quickly returned to normal.

The princess in fairy tales would have beautiful endings and I have already lost my glass slippers.


As long as I can stay by his side and see him every day, there is nothing I’m not satisfied with.

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