Chapter 82: Ping ping pang pang
Xiao Ru couldn’t help swallow a mouthful of saliva, “This servant loves to eat peaches and the peach blossoms here are so beautiful. The peaches that blooms here will definitely be big and sweet!”
“Aiyo!” Chen Ning suddenly called out. She was only appreciating the peach blossoms and hadn’t noticed that her hairpin had been caught on the tree branches.
She gently gave a tug and found that her hairpin was pulled off by the branch. Her black as ink hair cascaded down her shoulders just like a waterfall.
“Young miss, just wait a bit. I will help you get your hairpin.”
Xiao Ru stretched out her arm to reach for it, but she was just a little bit short in the end.
“I’ll do it myself.”
Chen Ning revealed a faint smile and she tiptoed up. Her left hand held onto the branch and her right hand stretched out, gently removing the hairpin hanging from the branch.
Her wide sleeves fell down as she raised her hand revealing her snow white lotus arms. With snow white skin, they look like they were carved from jade.
The rays from the sunset shined through the gaps of the branches and shined on her face. Her face did not have any makeup and her smile was clean and pure. It did not shine like fireworks at all.
Xiao Ru was stunned looking at her.
She had already known that the young miss was very pretty, but at this moment, Chen Ning was beautiful like a peach blossom fairy. She could only mutter without being able to say anything.
“Silly girl, why are you stunned from looking at peach blossoms?”
Chen Ning looked back and saw Xiao Ru’s stunned expression. She couldn’t help pursing her lips into a smile as she pulled her hand and led her out of the forest.
She was wearing a long dress that was white like the moon and she had a soft and graceful waist. Her sleeves wrapped around her making her seem just like a white spinning white lotus.
Her back became a pleasing sight for others.
What Chen Ning did not know was that while she and Xiao Ru were walking in the peach tree forest, Chu Shao Yang was not far away from where the two of them were.
Every time that he felt bad, he would always come to take a stroll in this peach tree forest.
He was feeling very bad today. Not only did he feel bad, he was also very irritable and really wanted to kill someone.
It was not because of him.
No matter who it was, all the colleagues that came to his wedding two days ago were making fun of him. Of course he would be feeling bad.
Especially today. After he had his breakfast, he felt like his stomach was like a flowing river, gas continued to flow out from behind him. If it wasn’t for his internal energy, he might not have been able to hold it back.
On the way to the morning royal court session, he continued to release his gas with a ping ping pang pang sound on the entire road. It was a good thing that there was only Xiao An Zi around and there was no one else there to hear it.
Once he reached the royal court, he had thought that he had already contained it.
But he never would have thought that during the morning court, when the royal emperor asked a question, he would actually pick him to give an answer.
When he opened his mouth to answer, the gas that he had suppressed suddenly all came out. He had actually released a very loud fart in front of the emperor and the entire court.
He was suddenly extremely embarrassed.
The emperor and the ministers of the court were all stunned.
In the beginning they did not react to Chu Shao Yang letting out the fart because in all these years, no one had dared to let out a fart during the royal court sessions. They all thought the fart had come from somewhere else, so they all turned and looked around.
Then, an odor filled their nose and everyone in the hall couldn’t help covering their noses.
Chu Shao Yang just felt everyone staring at him with a strange gaze. His face turned red and he lowered his head.
Who would have thought that after he released one fart, all the gas he suppressed in his stomach would suddenly all flow forth. He began to release a chain of farts.
“Ping, ping, ping…...Pang, pang, pang……”
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